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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Profiles in Right-Wing Lunacy: Alphonso Jackson

Last week, Alphonso Jackson, then Secretary of the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) spent his last day in office. Forced to resign amid numerous scandals of impropriety, the public is now beginning to see the dirty underbelly of Jackson's tenure at HUD, a tenure marred by politicization, corruption and disturbing egomania.




Jackson, a longtime buddy of George W. Bush, was appointed HUD Secretary in 2004. In a break from the Bush crony tradition, Jackson had actually worked in the public housing arena prior to coming to HUD. Jackson, however, soon established himself as a true Bush loyalist, and attempted to run his department with a political bent. As early as 2006, Jackson was accused of awarding housing contracts on the basis of political affiliation and loyalty to the President. (On a side note, the idea of an African-American Republican has always struck me as odd. The fact that a black American would join the party of Richard Nixon, David Duke, Tom Tancredo and Bill O'Reilly truly baffles the mind. But that's a discussion for another time.) He once rescinded a contract offer because the contractor didn't like President Bush. In Jackson's own words, "Why should I reward someone who doesn't like the president?"


Jackson also was the focus of an FBI investigation into allegations he improperly awarded contracts to his friends and business associates, including awarding a lucrative housing contract to a golfing buddy. Of course, this was all taking place as the United States quickly found itself in the midst of a debilitating mortgage crisis that is fueling a nationwide recession. Amid all the controversy surrounding Jackson, he announced his resignation on March 31, 2008, not surprisingly to focus on "personal and family matters."


Now that he has resigned, we are beginning to learn more about Alphonso Jackson, the man, and it isn't pretty. Most notably, Jackson has shown himself to be an alarming egomaniac, which is all the more amusing in light of his disgraced departure from public service. On April 13, the Washington Post reported that he had submitted an "emergency bid" of $100,000 in taxpayer money to have a portrait of himself commissioned. In addition, the walls of the HUD headquarters' lobby, until very recently, were entirely covered with 20 large color photographs of Secretary Jackson.


To put this is perspective, we had a girl at my office a couple of years ago that had a single 8x10 framed photograph of herself adorning her cubicle. We all thought she was a narcissistic nutcase, and that was just one photo.

If that weren't enough, on April 16, Jackson threw himself a lavish going away party (at tax-payer expense), attended by over 1,000 HUD employees. The disgraced secretary is described as "honorable" on the cover of the event program, modestly graced this time with just four photographs of Jackson.


So, in Alphonso Jackson, we have a Republican who believes that government is a way to help his friends get rich. He believes the government should reward political loyalty and punish political criticism. He headed a government agency that did virtually nothing to regulate the predatory lending practices that have spelled disaster for homeowners and investment banks alike. And he believes that HUD should allocate precious time and resources to paying homage to Alphonso Jackson. Jackson is the poster boy (no pun intended) for why America can't afford another incompetent, crony-laden administration, and why the more seats Democrats win in November, the more abuses like those of Alphonso Jackson will come to light.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Profiles in Right-Wing Lunacy: John Yoo

It seems as though with each passing week, Americans are learning more and more about the disturbed conservative mind of John Yoo. Currently the quintessential fish-out-of-water (he teaches law at UC Berkeley), Yoo worked in the Department of Justice under George W. Bush when the legal underpinnings of unitary executive rule were being established. As it turns out, Yoo - then a fairly low-level DOJ staffer - authored several influential memos supporting the legality of torture, unitary executive power and the suspension of habeas corpus. Because of the far-reaching scope and questionable legality of these memos, Yoo is currently facing charges of war crimes while the National Lawyers Guild is calling for Yoo to be fired and disbarred.

Some of Yoo's greatest hits:

Torture

In 2002, Yoo helped author the now infamous "Torture Memo," which was essentially a liberal interpretation of the interrogation techniques allowed by international law. The memo defined the illegal practice of torture as "equivalent in intensity to the pain accompanying serious physical injury, such as organ failure, impairment of bodily function, or even death." It also stated that the infliction of such pain must be intentional. Such narrow definition of torture opened many loopholes with which the U.S. could conduct a host of "enhanced interrogation techniques." So when the President says the United States "does not torture people," he is technically right, because his administration has exempted itself from international treaties and the Justice Department has worked to redefine torture to legalize what interrogators were already doing.

Habeas Corpus

Keeping with the unprecedented idea that combating terrorism was primarily a military operation, Yoo has argued that the 4th Amendment need not apply to counter-terrorism efforts. This memo concluded that, "the Fourth Amendment [has] no application to domestic military operations," essentially stating that even U.S. citizens under the protection of the constitution are not immune to illegal search and seizures, as long as the country is engaged in any kind of "War on Terror." Of course this is a frightening conclusion. Simply put, the president can determine what is considered terror, who can be considered an enemy combatant, and when and how the military should be used. This leads to a remarkably brash definition of presidential powers, which will be described next.

Unitary Executive Power

Yoo is a proponent of consolidated executive power during wartime. Yoo stated in a 2001 memo:

In both the War Powers Resolution and the Joint Resolution, Congress has recognized the President's authority to use force in circumstances such as those created by the September 11 incidents. Neither statute, however, can place any limits on the President's determinations as to any terrorist threat, the amount of military force to be used in response, or the method, timing, and nature of the response. These decisions, under our Constitution, are for the President alone to make.


Yoo also stated in a 2005 debate that no treaty could prevent the President from authorizing enhanced interrogation techniques, including crushing the testicles of a detainee's child. According to Yoo, the authority to torture "depends on why the President thinks he needs to do that." So, in essence, the President is above the law. Yoo believes there is no law that can limit Presidential powers during wartime, and that the legality or illegality of an interrogation technique is determined solely by what the President thinks.

We can now start to see the neoconservative mindset come into focus. If presidential powers increase when the nation is at war, it's no wonder that the United States has been at war for all but one year of the Bush presidency. And the "Global War on Terror" isn't so much a single operation, but an infinite campaign to somehow eradicate something that can never fully be eradicated. It would be akin to the President declaring that as long as there is crime to fight in the U.S., the president alone can determine how to define crime, how to deal with criminals and which parts of the constitution he needs to adhere to. Like crime, there always has been, and always will be throughout history, acts that could be defined as terrorism.

It would be interesting to hear how Yoo, who has also been a visiting scholar at the conservative American Enterprise Institute, feels about unitary executive power when a Democrat is in the White House. Luckily for us, Yoo has in fact contradicted himself numerous times to fit his political agenda du jour, as Salon's Glenn Greenwald documented last July. Yoo has flip-flopped on presidential use of the military, use of executive privilege and FISA laws. If a Democrat wins the presidency in 2008, expect Yoo to moderate his views on executive power to fit his own political agenda.




If John Yoo's sick totalitarian view of constitutional government weren't enough to cement his place among the insane, he recently delved into the world of election politics, the results of which are equally troubling.

In a March 24, 2008 Op-Ed in the Wall Street Journal, Yoo blasted the Democratic Party's use of superdelegates in the nomination process:

That the 2008 Democratic nominee for president will be chosen by individuals no one voted for in the primaries flew for too long under the commentariat's radar. This from the party that litigated to "make every vote count" in the 2000 Florida recount, reviled the institution of the Electoral College for letting the loser of the national popular election win the presidency, and has called the Bush administration illegitimate ever since.

ThinkProgress highlighted Yoo's hypocrisy, as one who would criticize a party's "undemocratic" nomination process while at the same time espousing totalitarian views of the executive office.

More troubling than Yoo's hypocrisy, however, is his startlingly vapid argument. As simple as it may seem to most, Yoo fails to grasp the fact that primary elections do not elect a president. In fact they are not really "elections" at all, but a nomination process, a process that is much more democratic than most other democracies around the world and more certainly democratic than at earlier times in our nation's history. Primary elections were not seen in the United States until the 20th century, and before that relied completely on congressmen and political bosses to nominate a presidential candidate.

Yoo makes the fundamental error of conflating a primary election (a method by which a political party has determined it will nominate it's candidate) with a national election. Yoo claims that the "delegate dissonance wasn't anything the Framers of the U.S. Constitution dreamed up. They believed that letting Congress choose the president was a dreadful idea." The problem with Yoo's analysis is the notion that the founding fathers had some concept of political primaries. They barely had knowledge of political parties, and certainly didn't lay down any foundation as to how parties nominate their candidates.

In addition, one could easily argue that the Democrat's is a more democratic nominating process than that of the Republican Party. The RNC employs a "winner-take-all" system similar to the electoral college in the general election. By allocating delegates based on a percentage of popular votes won, the Democratic nominating process is more representative of the general public than the Republican system. For example, let's say a state has 10 delegates at stake in the primary. In the Democratic Party primary, if Candidate A wins 60% and Candidate B wins 40%, then Candidate A wins six delegates to Candidate B's four. In a Republican primary, Candidate A wins all ten delegates. The Republican system is one that says, essentially, "Get on board with the leading candidate, or your vote won't count." Doesn't sound very "Democratic" to me.

Yoo is correct that the superdelegate system does have the ability to stymie the hopes of a more populist candidate. In close primary elections, as we have this year, the idea is that the superdelagates are there to help cast a deciding vote for the more "mainstream" candidate. This year, we would have to assume that candidate is Hillary Clinton, and the populist is Barack Obama. If the superdelegates are here to overrule the will of the common Democrat in favor of someone whom they feel is more of a Washington "insider" (Clinton), then, I would not care for that kind of system.

It's not that Yoo is incorrect in noting that certain flaws exist in the superdelagate system. It is the fact that he somehow believes primary elections should be governed by the the same standards as general elections that completely invalidates Yoo's position. Yoo's column, while not unusual by WSJ's standards, is special in its purely partisan scope and utterly untenable premise. From what we have seen from Yoo thus far, it is safe to assume that the Op-Ed was less an educated critique of the Democratic nominating process than a petty partisan jab at what is perceived as a divided party.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Debbie Schlussel: TV Critic, Moron


Right-wing blogger and hate-monger Debbie Schlussel has been a frequent source of inspiration here at Down With Righty. To sum up her career, Ms. Schlussel is a far right bigot with perhaps the most unfortunate Midwest accent in recent memory. (Check her out) She HATES Muslims, so much so that her blog is more religion than politics. Nearly every post is about some alleged Muslim "terrorist" or some "liberal" organizations' attempts to give Muslims special rights. In Debbie's warped mind, every Muslim with any money is funding al-Qaeda, Hamas and Hezbollah. This is a person for whom referring to Barack Obama by the popular "Barack Hussein Obama" has become too tiresome. She has since adopted the truncated "B Hussein O," being sure to preserve in full the name most useful for Republican hate-mongering.

To this point, Ms. Schlussel has only been detected on my radar for her extreme political views. This week, however, she tried her luck as a TV critic, but the results were the same. In the midst of the a presidential campaign, a collapsing economy, and heated debates over waterboarding and wiretapping, Ms. Schlussel took time to gloat over the potential cancellation of a TV show. The show, "Aliens in America" centers around a white, American family and their live-in Pakistani exchange student. Despite generally favorable reviews from the likes of Entertainment Weekly and Salon.com, the sitcom, like most television programs, faces an uncertain future.


After a Detroit News article warned of the show's possible demise, Schlussel was quick to affirm her suspicions: Americans will not tolerate a show with a positive Muslim character.


She went on to claim that the show was "anti-American" propaganda where "Americans are a lesser life form and Muslims are G-d's gift to humanity."


So much is wrong here that I hardly know where to begin....


First, her assessment of the show is hardly accurate. The show is in no way anti-American. Since 9/11, Americans have generally viewed Muslims with greater hostility. Despite a heightened awareness of the religion, Americans are still largely ignorant about Islam. Highlighting these facts in a television show does not constitute anti-American propaganda. In an almost comical twist, Schlussel, the anti-Muslim activist, attacks the show for - of all things - portraying Americans as anti-Muslim. These Hollywood types have some nerve!


Secondly, what was it that Mark Twain said about the rumors of his demise? Despite Schlussel's claims that the show is "a big flop," "tanking," "faltering,"and "on life support," things are not nearly that bad. In fact, the show has simply not yet been renewed for next season. Before the WGA strike, the show was gaining in the ratings and receiving positive reviews. The show's future is simply up in the air, as is the case with most television shows. This is an especially uncertain year for TV because the writer's strike shut down production on most shows and killed any momentum any new shows may have gained.


Aliens' Raja (Adhir Kalyan) and Justin (Dan Byrd)

Perhaps the most disgusting element of Schlussel's post is the sick joy she oozes while bashing a sitcom for it's positive Muslim element. It's one thing to revel in the misery of others, but doing so because of xenophobic racist hate is extremely disturbing. And in case Ms. Schlussel isn't aware, many, many TV programs face the threat of cancellation every season despite the fact that very few feature a Muslim protagonist. In fact, just last season, the following shows were all cancelled:

3 lbs
7th Heaven
All of Us
Andy Barker, P.I.
Angela's Eyes
Big Day
Close to Home
Creature Comforts
Crossing Jordan
Day Break
Deadwood
Drive
Falcon Beach
Grease: You're The One That I Want!
Happy Hour
Help Me Help You
Identity
In Case of Emergency
Justice
Kidnapped
Lovespring International
Raines
Reba
Rome
Runaway
Show Me the Money
Six Degrees
Smith
Standoff
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
Thank God You're Here
The Black Donnellys
The Class
The George Lopez Show
The Great American Dream Vote
The King of Queens
The Knights of Prosperity
The Nine
The O.C.
The Real Wedding Crashers
The Rich List
The War at Home
The Wedding Bells
The Winner
Traveler
Twenty Good Years
Vanished
Veronica Mars
What About Brian


So what's the point? Simply put, a lot of shows get cancelled every year. "Aliens in America" is not only NOT cancelled, but is currently airing new episodes. Even if it were to be cancelled, it would be very unlikely to be due to Islamophobia, as Ms. Schlussel has suggested.


So let's see.... Debbie Schlussel is a conservative who enjoys attacking Muslims and Hollywood. She makes false, ill-informed statements and takes comfort in the misery of others. Sounds like your garden variety Righty. How very uninspired and unoriginal, Debbie. Perhaps it's time someone did us all a favor and cancelled you.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Profiles in Right-Wing Lunacy: Rush Limbaugh

Okay, so we all are aware of Rush Limbaugh, so I'll spare a full biography. The once fat, once relevant, once virile talk show personality and GOP lapdog has had his fair share of moronic moments. In fact, the media watchdog organization, Media Matters, online since 2004, currently has 465 entries on Limbaugh.



I compare the Rush Limbaugh Show to those old Chips-Ahoy ads, claiming "betcha bite a chip!" For those too young to recall, the commercials claimed, essentially, that there were so many chips in one cookie that you couldn't avoid eating one, no matter how small a bite you took. That's the way I feel about Rush. I'll tune into the show every so often, and it usually takes no more than 30 seconds for some idiotic statement to come spewing from his mouth. There is no increment of time short enough to avoid hearing Rush say something dumb, misleading, or just plain wrong. "Betcha say something stupid!"

I don't have the time today, or even this year to recount all of Rush's garbage, but here are some of the greatest hits:

Recently, Limbaugh went on the attack again. Interestingly enough, he chose liberals as the target of his bilious nonsense.

On an August 21 broadcast of his radio program, Limbaugh claimed that the main reason Democrats feel compelled to combat the genocide in Darfur is to secure the black vote:

What color is the skin of the people in Darfur? It's black. And who do the Democrats really need to keep voting for them? If they lose a significant percentage of this voting bloc, they're in trouble.

Limbaugh went on to compare potential U.S. military involvement in the Darfur conflict to the Iraq War, claiming that involvement in Darfur was unnecessary because it did not constitute a "vital national interest."

The problems with Limbaugh's rationale are many. First, Limbaugh is taking the extreme conservative position that humanitarianism is not a worthwhile endeavor. If action by the U.S. does not serve a "vital national interest," then it serves no purpose in Limbaugh's eyes. This egoism permeates throughout all elements of neo-conservative ideology. Anything that aids your fellow man -whether it be public assistance, health care, low-income housing, minimum wage increases - should be vehemently opposed. Meanwhile, in claiming the the Iraq war qualifies as serving a national interest, Limbaugh seems unwilling to come to terms with the fact that the Iraq of 2002-2003 represented no real threat to the United States, or that all or most of the pre-war justifications have since been debunked.

Secondly, Limbaugh is attributing positions to liberals that are, in reality, overwhelmingly bi-partisan. In the same diatribe, he attacked "liberals," not only for their support of action in Darfur, but other "liberal" efforts like dismantling South Africa's Apartheid government and sending humanitarian aid to Tsunami victims. While President Reagan was certainly a staunch supporter of the Apartheid government, the U.S. Congress had enough bi-partisan clout to override Reagan's veto of a bill sanctioning South Africa. You may also recall that the humanitarian effort following the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami was lead by former Presidents Bush(R) and Clinton(D). Similarly, the Durfur situation is not a polarizing issue in America. In 2006, Congress passed the Darfur Peace and Accountability Act, an effort to impose sanctions and aid in peacekeeping. The bill passed the House by a margin of 416 to 3.

I know it really doesn't take this much effort to expose the folly of Rush Limbaugh, but once you get going, it's hard to stop.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Profiles in Right-Wing Lunacy: Michael Savage

Michael Savage (formerly Michael Weiner) is a conservative radio host, author, and former TV host. Don't ask about the name change. I can only assume Savage was considered to be more "hip" than Weiner, and we all know that when you're an apologist for the neo-conservative elite, you had better have hipness in spades.




Savage has made a career of making outlandish, often troubling assertions and accusations aimed at the American Left. Much of his rantings would make one question if he is mentally competent to be a radio host, or hold any job for that matter. Below are a few of my faves:

These examples alone are probably enough to diagnose Savage with having paranoid schizophrenia. But his latest hairbrained theory indicated that the man's fragile mind is finally at the point of rupturing.

On July 30, 2007, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court John Roberts suffered a mild seizure while at home. Savage, ever the opportunist, used Robert's ailment to make conspiratorial, baseless -and downright insane- attacks on unspecified "Democrats." Savage asserted:

Am I to believe that there's no connection between Charles Schumer on Friday saying that he would never appoint, or never, excuse me, approve another Bush appointment to the court, to any court? And then the chief justice suffers so-called seizure two days later? You're telling me there's no possibility of a conspiracy by the Democrats to have caused this seizure in some manner?


As if baseless allegations weren't enough, Savage took the opportunity to cement his legacy as America's Most Delusional Radio Personality with the following:

And so, this is pretty amazing to me that he's had a seizure at age 52. That's a pretty amazing thing. They say that he had a similar episode in 1993 and that now they're telling us there's no cause for concern and you don't know what to believe.

So if I understand correctly, Justice Roberts had a history of seizures in his 30's, yet a seizure in his 50's is "amazing?" Does Savage actually listen to the words that come out of his mouth? In this example, he provides evidence that his whole previous diatribe was nonsense, and then just keeps on going with it.


The problem with guys like Michael Savage is that they typically reach wide audiences of loyal, uninformed, unquestioning, easily-manipulated conservatives. I actually feel sorry for his feeble-minded listeners. Apparently Savage has some Jim Jones-type effect on his listeners. If you are among the people who listened to Savage spew this garbage and didn't immediately grasp the utter lunacy of it, then God help you because you are a complete moron.

Profiles in Right-Wing Lunacy: Debbie Schlussel

For those unfamiliar with her work, Debbie Schlussel is a frequent editorial contributer to major U.S. newspapers and television news programs. She also runs a conservative blog at www.debbieschlussel.com/. Oh, and she is a lunatic.

Scouring the pages of her blog can yield countless examples of moronic right-wing rants. If that weren't enough, the dearth of comments left by her readers is even more hysterical.

Despite consistently lacking both knowledge and integrity, Ms. Schlussel truly distinguished herself following the April 2007 shooting at Virginia Tech University. As Media Matters documented, Schlussel quickly proposed that the school shooting was perpetrated by Islamic terrorists. How did she come up with this conclusion?

(Her analysis in quotes):

1. "The murderer has been identified by law enforcement and media
reports as a young Asian male"

2. "The Virginia Tech campus has a very large Muslim community, many of which are from Pakistan."

3. "Pakis [her word] are considered 'Asian' "

4. "Were there two [shooters] and was this a coordinated terrorist attack?"


Wow. In just four easy steps, we went from a young asian male to a "coordinated terrorist attack" perpetrated by Pakistani Islamaic extremists. Now that's deductive reasoning Sherlock Holmes would be proud of.

If that weren't enough, Schlussel then found time for some good old-fashoined fear-mongering:

"[e]ven if it does not turn out that the shooter is Muslim, this is a demonstration to Muslim jihadists all over that it is extremely easy to shoot and kill multiple American college students."

As we all recall, the attack was carried out by a mentally ill student. I kind of feel sorry for Ms. Schlussel, because she really wanted it to be a terrorist attack. Imagine the disappointment in her face when she learned of the lone shooter's true identity. Rat's! Another attempt to spew conservative propaganda foiled!
Unfortunately, you cannot see the original posting from Schlussel or subsequent postings by her loyal conservabots. Why? Because after Media Matters critiqued her journalistic integrity, Schlussel removed the entire post from her website. Rather than apologize for the poor journalism, racial slur and fear-mongering, she decided to put in it's place a petty jab at Media Matters:

"I've removed this entry, mostly because I am spending too much time monitoring the slimy comments from the Nazi-infested Media Matters for America cretins."

Very nice, Debbie.